tagged → #me

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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tagged → #oh my fucking god
A Valediction Forbidding Mourning

anatolae:

John Donne

As virtuous men pass mildly away,  

    And whisper to their souls to go,  
Whilst some of their sad friends do say, 
    “Now his breath goes,” and some say, “No.”                   

So let us melt, and make no noise,                                        
    No tear-floods, nor sigh-tempests move ; 
'Twere profanation of our joys  
    To tell the laity our love. 

Moving of th’ earth brings harms and fears ; 
    Men reckon what it did, and meant ;                               
But trepidation of the spheres,  
    Though greater far, is innocent. 

Dull sublunary lovers’ love  
    —Whose soul is sense—cannot admit  
Of absence, ‘cause it doth remove                                      
    The thing which elemented it. 

But we by a love so much refined, 
    That ourselves know not what it is,  
Inter-assurèd of the mind,  
    Care less, eyes, lips and hands to miss.                           

Our two souls therefore, which are one,  
    Though I must go, endure not yet  
A breach, but an expansion,  
    Like gold to aery thinness beat. 

If they be two, they are two so                                           
    As stiff twin compasses are two ;  
Thy soul, the fix’d foot, makes no show  
    To move, but doth, if th’ other do. 

And though it in the centre sit,  
    Yet, when the other far doth roam,                                 
It leans, and hearkens after it,  
    And grows erect, as that comes home. 

Such wilt thou be to me, who must, 
    Like th’ other foot, obliquely run ; 
Thy firmness makes my circle just,                                     
    And makes me end where I begun.  

catypical:

some of my favorite magical girls  themed clothes on lookhuman

tagged → #need
cyanide—candy:

My life quote.

cyanide—candy:

My life quote.

tooniecrossing:

So I finally got the stained glass item in acnl. I got it for a very specific reason.

tagged → #animal crossing

tothless:

[aggressively listens to the lord of the rings soundtrack on repeat for years] 

tagged → #me
jessfess27:

MARK

jessfess27:

MARK

tagged → #markiplier

grump-music:

katiplierbuscuspie:

tHE VIDEO

iT’S hERE

This is amazing. Sienna has some strength too, damn.

jingledink:

I HAVE NO WORDS (x)

gaarrus:

best friends forever

tagged → #mass effect
  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you
tagged → #me

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

hey youtube, it’s mortem3r, and i’m here with my husband, arin, also known as egoraptor!

tagged → #suzy #arin hanson #OTP

tyleroakley:

6 seconds is not enough.

tagged → #video #omfg